Funniest banter overheard in the office today…

Was between two account manager… one can only be described as Sebastian from cruel intentions (with posh accent and dimples) the other being a low-fi chyk… She was ribbing him as she normally does…

Went something like this..

Low fi AM - “I bet you throw like a girl and all”
Sebastian-esq AM –“yes, yes I do”
Low fi AM - “ I bet you even catch like a girl too”
Sebastian-esq AM- “ no, no, darling that’s where you’re wrong… I had people to catch for me”

Why we are not all comedy script writers instead of paper pushers and flesh pressers… I’ll never know